Alright, this is the last post where I will objectify men…
…From now on, I will only do it in my head.
It was really hard to find the perfect fit for Lance…but I’d say this sums him up nicely.
The scruff…good lawd, the scruff!!
His real name is Nick Youngquest and he is an Australian rugby player… Do I really need to make the down under reference; it’s pretty much implied, right?